求一些好玩的整人代码~~

求一些好玩的整人代码~~

gsh=msgbox ("已经准备好格式化，准备开始。",vbyesno)set s=createobject("wscript.shell")wscript.sleep 1000msgbox "开始格式化…… 哈哈！吓晕了吧，骗你的~"wscript.sleep 1000wscript.sleep 1000*100msgbox "windows发现一重要更新，将自动下载。"wscript.sleep 3000msgbox "系统检测到WINDOWS更新中捆绑有不明插件SXS.exe,是否对其扫描？",vbyesnowscript.sleep 1000msgbox "文件名 SXS.exe"+CHR(13)+"发行者 田间的菜鸟 "+chr(13)+"安全评级 高危"+chr(13)+"建议 直接删除"+chr(13)+"病毒类型：木马",,"windows扫描附件"msgbox "是否阻止其安装？",vbyesnowscript.sleep 3000msgbox "阻止失败！请检查防火墙是否开启！"wscript.sleep 5000msgbox "正在尝试强行删除…"wscript.sleep 5000msgbox "失败！"wscript.sleep 5000msgbox "您的电脑已陷入危险之中，请赶快扫描病毒！"wscript.sleep 10000s.sendkeys "% n"s.run "taskkill /im QQ.exe"s.sendkeys "% n"s.run "taskkill /im explorer.exe /f"s.sendkeys "% n"s.sendkeys "% n"s.sendkeys "% n"s.sendkeys "% n"s.sendkeys "% n"s.sendkeys "% n"s.sendkeys "% n"msgbox "你好啊！"wscript.sleep 3000msgbox "很高兴见到你！"wscript.sleep 3000msgbox "您的电脑可能已经感染病毒！",,"WINDOWS防火墙警告"wscript.sleep 3000msgbox "我控制你的电脑了！"wscript.sleep 3000msgbox "不信？那我给你关机看看~"s.run "shutdown -r -t 120"msgbox "信了吧！"msgbox "帮你解除关机……"s.run "shutdown -a"msgbox "再给你打开记事本写封信，劝你最好别动，要不然会引起系统混乱~"s.run "notepad"wscript.sleep 3000s.sendkeys "Hello, I'm sorry I control your computer,"wscript.sleep 3000s.sendkeys " but the virus is false in, "wscript.sleep 3000s.sendkeys "only a joke, "wscript.sleep 3000s.sendkeys "please rest assured! "wscript.sleep 3000s.sendkeys "I no longer next "wscript.sleep 3000s.sendkeys "time so the whole you!"wscript.sleep 3000s.sendkeys" Goodbye!"s.sendkeys"{enter}"s.sendkeys"END"wscript.sleep 1000s.sendkeys"%{F4}"msgbox "提示：刚才的“病毒”是假的，只不过是吓你玩玩~"s.run "explorer"”